Red Hot Shawl Tuxedo for Gents: Slim Fit, One Button, and Undeniably Stylish!
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Sharp White One-Button Shawl Tuxedo – The Perfect Slim Fit Gentleman's Suit
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Ivory Shawl Tux: The Ultimate Slim-Fit Gent's Statement Tuxedo. Ready for the Ball?
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Heather Grey Shawl Tux: Effortlessly Sharp. Modern Gentleman's Essential. Slim Fit Perfection.
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White Tie Worthy Poplin Tux: Slim Fit Perfection.
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Black Tie Ready: The Ultimate Slim Fit Tuxedo for Blokes
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Summer Stroll Ready: Crisp White Short Sleeve Suit for the Bloke Who Knows Style.
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Crimson Velvet Tuxedo: Dapper Red Double Breasted Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Sharp Dressed Man: Black Satin Tuxedo Jacket with Shawl Lapel, Slim Fit & Ready to Impress.
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Grey Tailored Trousers for Blokes: Smart Wool-Feel Slacks for the Modern Gent.
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Beige Windowpane Suit Set: Sharp, Stylish, and Perfectly Tailored for the Modern Gent.
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Sharp Charcoal Wool Slacks – Slim Fit for the Modern Gentleman.
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