Boss Fedora: 100% Aussie Wool with a Crushable Crown. Black and Grey Style. Ready to Rule.
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A Proper Aussie Fedora Hat: Crushable Wool, Removable Feather, Beige Melange, Bloke's Choice.
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Classic Aussie Wool Fedora - Crushable Style with a Dashing Brown Feather for the Gentleman.
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Aussie Wool Fedora: Embrace Your Inner Gangster Chic, Black or White, Feather Optional. Crush It
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Bloody Brilliant Burgundy Fedora Mate Aussie Wool The Gangster's Choice Crushable Class
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Vintage Hunter Green Fedora – 100% Aussie Wool, Gangster Style.
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Dapper chap's crushable fedora hat in light grey. Australian wool, removable feather. Sorted.
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Aussie Wool Fedora: Crushable, Classy, Grey Melange. Feathered Perfection for the Modern Gent.
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Aussie Wool Fedora: Crushable Class with a Touch of Rogue. Feather Optional. Perfect Gentleman's Hat.
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Aussie Wool Fedora: Crushable Style for the Gentleman - Navy Blue with a Feather, Blimey!
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The Gentleman's Fedora: Authentic Aussie Wool, Removable Feather Detail.
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Classic Navy & White Australian Wool Fedora – The Ultimate Gangster Hat.
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