Burgundy Blaze Tuxedo: Black Lapels, Gentleman's Elegance. A statement piece for the discerning man.
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Crimson Velvet Tuxedo: A Bold Statement with a Black Lapel for the Modern Gentleman
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Sharp Gentleman’s White Tuxedo – Two-Button Elegance with a Classic Black Lapel.
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Purple Reign Tuxedo: A Regal Black Lapel for the Modern Gent
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Royal Blue Tuxedo: Own the Night. Black Lapel, Sharp Style. Bloke's Essential.
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Red Velvet Reign A Regal Blazer for Gentlemen The Red Carpet's Calling You
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Burgundy Pinstripe Swagger: Three-Piece Suit for the Modern Gent.
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Sharp Black Pinstripe Suit: A Classic, Dapper Look with a Vested Edge for the Modern Gent.
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Black Sharkskin Tuxedo: Sharp Peak Lapel, Two-Button, Vested. Dress to Impress, Bloke!
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White Sharkskin Tux: Own the Night in Style, Lads! Two-Button, Peak Lapel, Vested Perfection.
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