Classic Khaki Wool Vest – The Perfect Suit Accent for a Refined Look.
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Cognac Hued Gentleman's Suit: Classic Wool-Feel, Two-Button, with Waistcoat Appeal.
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Olive Elegance A Classic Wool Suit with Waistcoat for the Distinguished Gentleman
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Heather Grey Wool Suit: Classic Three-Piece with a Gentleman's Touch
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Burgundy Bolt: A Sharp Three-Piece Suit for the Modern Man with Lapel Flair.
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Tan Tailored Suit: Three-Piece Delight with Lapel Flair for the Dapper Gent
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Silver Suit with Waistcoat: A Stylish Gentleman's Essential.
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Vintage 1920s Gangster Pinstripe Vest Suit – A Dapper Gentleman’s Classic.
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White Suit, Blimey! Classic 3-Piece Wool-Feel for the Modern Gent.
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Black Tie Affair: A Stylish Three-Piece Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Black Striped Suit with Waistcoat: Classic Style for the Modern Man
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Grey Tonal Stripe Suit with Waistcoat: A Classic Chap's Style for Any Occasion.
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