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Gerald the Gentleman's Alligator Loafer Navy Blue Elegance for the Modern Man A True Belvedere Classic
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Gerald's Burgundy Alligator Loafers Gentlemen's Choice Exquisite Footwear Timeless Elegance Pure Belvedere.
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Gerald by Belvedere: Brown Alligator Loafers for the Discerning Gentleman - Step Out in Style
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Belvedere Grant: Charcoal & Black Alligator Accents. Dress Shoe Perfection.
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Belvedere Isola: Luxurious Ostrich Quill Dress Shoes – Effortless Black Style.
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Brown Ostrich Quill Belvedere: Isola's Dapper Dress Shoe for Gentlemen.
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Belvedere Karmelo: Black Lizard Perfection for the Modern Gent. Dress to Impress.
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Grey Lizard Elegance: Belvedere Karmelo Cap-Toe Dress Shoes for the Modern Man.
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Belvedere Karmelo: Navy Lizard Leather Shoes for the Stylish Gentleman, A Proper Pair!
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