Magnificent Elephant Hide Boots: Handcrafted Oryx Leather & Rubber Soles. Square-toe, fit for a King.
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Handcrafted Cognac Elephant Skin Boots: Regal Square Toe, Uniquely Exotic, Rubber-Soled Masterpiece.
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Brown Elephant Skin Boots: Kingly Style, Handcrafted Comfort. Saddle Toe Royalty!
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King Exotic Caiman Cowboy Boots – Rugged Brown Leather, a Timeless Western Style.
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Oryx & Elephant: Handcrafted Boots Fit for a King. Saddle Toe, Exotic Skin, Ultimate Style.
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King's Cognac Elephant Hide Boots: Saddle Toe, Handcrafted Excellence for the Bold Gentleman.
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Handcrafted Brown Elk Boots – Dubai Toe, A Regal Footwear Statement (4795107)
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King Caiman Belly Boots: Exquisite Black Handcrafted Elegance. Inside Zip, Unrivalled Style for the Modern Gentleman.
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Black Caiman Belly Boots for Men: Unleash Your Inner King, Exquisite Craftsmanship, Inside Zip.
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Faded Grey Caiman Belly Boots for Men Handcrafted Luxury with Inside Zip.
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Black Elk Dubai Toe Boots: A Royal Stride for the Modern Gent – Handcrafted Excellence.
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