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Hand-Burnished Calfskin Oxford Shoes – Classic Style, Impeccable Craftsmanship.
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Gator Embossed Loafers: Step into Classic Elegance. Or: Buckle Up, It's a Gator Leather Loafer!
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The Gentleman's Glide: Effortless Wingtip Slip-ons for the Modern Man.
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The Burnished Monarch: Double Monk Straps, Timeless Loafer for the Discerning Gentleman.
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KS524 Double Monk Straps: Classic Style, Modern Edge. Step Up Your Shoe Game, Mate!
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Patent Leather Bow Tie Shoes: Sharp, Stylish, and Ready to Impress, Guv!
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