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Blue Satin Slim Fit Tuxedo: Elevate Your Style, No Ordinary Suit.
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Teal Velvet Tuxedo: Effortless Elegance with Black Satin & Bow. Includes Trousers. Be Bold, Be British.
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Black Tie Affair: Tailored Tuxedo for the Modern Gentleman.
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White Tie Affair: A Regal 3-Piece Tuxedo with Tails for Gentlemen
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Sophisticated Wine Velvet Slim Fit Tuxedo – The Perfect Evening Ensemble.
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Navy Velvet Slim Fit Tuxedo – Effortless Sophistication for the Modern Gentleman.
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Navy Velvet Tuxedo Jacket for Men: Peak Lapel & Prom Night Elegance!
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Black Tie Ready: Ultra Slim Tuxedo for the Modern Man.
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Sharp Blue Slim-Fit Tuxedo – Elevate Your Evening Style Tonight.
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