Oryx's Ostrich Leg Boots: A Touch of Luxury, A Dash of Adventure, Pure Elegance!
Right then, fancy a bit of this? Not just any old...thing, mind you. This is a proper bit of kit, a right belter. Feels like silk, lasts longer than your last dodgy kebab, and will make you the envy of everyone down the pub. Treat yourself, go on. You deserve it.
£153.38
£306.75