King's Ransom: Black Cherry Teju Lizard Boots, Square Toe. Handcrafted, Exotic, Unmatched Style. A True Gentleman's Boot.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a gander at this little beauty? It's not just a thingamajig, it's a proper bit of kit, a right corker! Imagine, yeah, imagine having this in your mitts, the envy of all your mates down the pub. Built to last, this one is, stronger than a bull in a china shop, and about as useful as a Swiss Army knife on a desert island. It'll sort you right out, this will, solve all your problems, or at least make you forget about 'em for a bit. So go on, treat yourself, you deserve it. You know you do. Now, where's me wallet… cheerio!
£97.50
£195.00
