Ostrich Leg Trainers: Black Brilliance. Lace Up Luxury from Los Altos.
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A veritable treasure, this is, a thing of beauty. It’s got more charm than a cheeky chappy at a village fete, more class than a Bentley on a country lane. Honestly, you'll be the envy of the whole bloomin' neighbourhood. Go on, treat yourself. You know you want to. Bloody marvelous, innit?
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