Mezlan's Spanish Crocodile Derby: Black Elegance for the Distinguished Gentleman
Right then, fancy something a bit different Do ya fancy a gander at this We're talking about a proper whizz-bang item, a right corker, a proper bit of kit. It’s the bee’s knees, the dog’s bollocks, you get my drift. You’ll be the envy of everyone, guaranteed. This ain't no ordinary thing, it’s got that… *je ne sais quoi*. Think of it as a little bit of magic, a sprinkle of stardust, all wrapped up and ready for you. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it. You won't regret it, I swear on me mum.
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