Saulo: Green Ostrich & Alligator - A Walk on the Wild Side. Marco Di Milano's Finest.
Right then, listen up, you gorgeous lot. Feast your eyes upon this… thing. Yes, a thing. But not just *any* thing. This, my friends, is a portal. A portal to… well, that's the beauty of it, innit? You decide. A secret garden overflowing with clotted cream and scandalous gossip? A space-age pub quiz hosted by a sentient teapot? The possibilities, they are as boundless as a particularly enthusiastic toddler with a paint pot. It’s an investment, you see. An investment in… *adventure*. Get it bought, and get ready to, quite literally, go where the wind blows, eh? Cheerio.
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