Sapphire Velvet Blazer: Your Night Out's Best Mate. Dapper, Slim Fit, Utterly Irresistible. Blimey!
Right then, fancy a bit of this? Forget the usual humdrum, this is the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the crème de la crème! It's got more charisma than a politician, more sparkle than a disco ball, and it's so blimmin' good, you'll be telling your mates about it for weeks! Don't just buy it, *own* it. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it! You know you want to.
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